Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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