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• (415): View more from California

  Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

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  Recession joke.

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• (415): View more from California

  we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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• (716): View more from New York

  honey bunches of taint.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening

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• (264): View more from Anguilla

  I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40

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  I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?

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