How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????