Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
honey bunches of taint.
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?