I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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