if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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