scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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