if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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