He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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