You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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