Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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