Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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