I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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