PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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