we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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