Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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