Me. At least after what I've been through.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
