oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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