Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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