peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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