Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Do plants get herpes?
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