He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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