I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I could fuck to npr.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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