Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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