hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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