Small penises have feelings too.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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