Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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