But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I believe in your delicious
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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