My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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