why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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