can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
