At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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