Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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