He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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