Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Someone signed my nipple.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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