Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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