can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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