Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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