Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I will be naked everywhere
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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