This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.