quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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