What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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