Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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