its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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