GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You need a sexual gate keeper
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
