Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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