I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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