Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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