the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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