Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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