I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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