just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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