You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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