Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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