my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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