in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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