Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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