You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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