I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's blow job season.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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