Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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