Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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